A midget walks into a bar. The stools are a bit high for him, so he looks up at a pretty blonde bartender and asks her, "can you help me get onto the stool?"
Always wanting the please the customer, she comes around the bar, picks the little fella up and puts him on the stool.
He sits and drinks for awhile, puts down some money, and starts to leave. Seeing this, the bartender runs around, grabs him, and puts him down on the floor.
He looks up at here and says, "Sweetie, I only needed your help getting up, not off."
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