There was a blonde that was chopping at a tree near the neighbor's house. Suddenly it fell over and hit the neighbor's house. The neighbor came out and said, "You just crashed a tree on our house!"
The blonde replied, "Well, since it's an hour house, it'll be gone in 60 minutes."
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