...gets the bartenders attention, he asks what he can do for her.
"I'll take a gin martooni with extra grapes, for my heartburn"
The bartender complies and brings her drink and lights her cigarette. A few minutes later.
"I'll take a gin martooni with extra grapes, for my heartburn"
Bartender does his job and lights her cigarette again.
She asks again, "I'll take a gin martooni with extra grapes, for my heartburn"
The bartender stops, looks her in the ey and says "listen, it's called a Martini, not a martooni, they are olives not grapes, and your don't have heartburn, your tit is in the ashtray."
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