He was renowned for being a bad drunk, but at the same time, he couldn't help getting tipsy once in a while.
He had five shots, and was already losing it. A woman came and sat beside him before he pushed her off the stool and stabbed her right in the chest because 'this senore is smelling of ginger'. He soon realised what he did, and walked out of the shop. Everybody else in the bar was too scared for their lives to call the police.
When he got home, a little less drunk, his wife immediately asked him upon looking at his bloody shirt,
'Again, Jose? I thought we agreed on no more strong alcohols.'
'I'm so sorry, Julia,' he replied. 'I had tequila.'
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