A Mexican magician does a disappearing act. He says "On the count of three, I will disappear. Uno, dos. Uno, dos. Uno, dos. Uno, dos. Uno, dos. Uno, dos. Uno, dos. Uno, dos. Uno, dos. Uno, dos. Uno, dos. Uno, dos. Uno, dos." He kept saying uno and dos because he never disappeared. In fact, he pretended to, but every single day on /r/Jokes, he shows up again.
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.