2 gay guys are living in an apartment complex, when it catches on fire. Who is the first one to get out?

My ex called me a...

Pretty big word for a 6 year old. Edit for all the nazis: paedophile......

A BBS Commandment

25. Thou shalt not hack.

so wrong, but it...

A pedophile and a little boy are walking through the woods. The little boy...

[maybe NSFW] How...

Right before he's done filling the tank he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it...

Did you hear...

It will be mist.

I'm Telling on You

What do you say to a person who says that they are going to tell on you?...

Why was the...

His darkness rubbed off on him

Police officer:...

Perp: nothing sir, just searching for The Lord!

Why didn't Ann...

She needed more concentration.

Why did the...

Because he wanted to say hello from the other side