A Mexican got caught crossing the border with his son

and he tried to explain to the border police "No man, is cool man, is only me and my son, is no problem man". The police didn't understand much, so they didn't pay attention either. But since the guy kept insisting with that, they asked "Why do you think it makes any difference if you cross with your son alone or with anyone else?" and he said "Because we are only dos, the signo says 'no trespassing'".

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