Starts poking his sleeping wife on the shoulder. " get up...get up". The wife finally answers irritated "What! What is it now, at this ungodly hour?" He says:" Get up, I have won the lottery!". She goes:"Whaaaat? Are you serious?! We need to go out and celebrate, I need to call my mother, we don't have to worry about a thing anymore, where are going?! To the Bahamas, to Hawaii...where?". The husband goes: "Nooo...you need to get up and leave!"
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