the captain gets on the horn and says " we are sinking, quick throw evry thing we dont need overboard" the mexican throws all his sacks of beans over baord. the captain ask why did you toss that. the mexican says in my country we have alot of this". the asian man throws all the rice over board. the captain asks why did you toss that. the Asian says "in my country we have alot of this". the American thinks for a second then he picks up the mexican and tosses him overboard. The captain yells " WHY DID YOU THOW HIM OVERBOARD" the american says "well in my country we have alot of this".....
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