The lady has very very very little sexual experience, on the other hand the groom knows a few things and takes it upon himself to 'coach' his new bride.
"It's really simple. Say, this..." he points at his 'masculinity' "...will be the prisoner, and that..." he points between her legs "...will be the prison. All we have to do is put the prisoner into the prison." he concludes smiling.
"Sure!" jibes the eager bride. They get on the bed and start going at it...for a solid 13 minutes...collapsing on the bed next to each other, both panting heavily, droplets of sweat shining on their foreheads.
"Honeyyyyy! I think the prisoner has escaped!" says the bride smiling as she curls up to him. "Well we definitely need to put him back into prison!" answers the groom with a determined air and they go at it again...this time for a solid 15 more minutes, he lets himself fall on the bed, struggling to catch his breath, his face...his whole body is reddened, glistening with sweat, his heart is about to explode from his chest.
Nonetheless, the bride crawls up to him with a wicked grin, climbing on top of him and then eyeing in between his legs. "Honeeeeyyy, the prisoner....he's out again!"
The groom looks up at her with an angry look "Well, he doesn't have FUCKING LIFE SENTENCE!"
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