A marine is on his way home from a tour of duty and finds himself seated next to two Arabs in the airport. He has a little time till his next flight, so he takes off his boots and sets them down next to him. He looks over to the two Arabs and, thinking it'd be taken as a gesture of goodwill, says, "Would any of you like a coke?" One of them nods yes, so the marine gets up to go to the vending machine around the corner. One of the Arabs whispers to the other, and snickers as he spits into one of the marine's boots. The marine comes back with a coke and gives it to the Arab. As he sits back down, the other says, "Would you get me one as well?" The marine happily gets up and goes back around the corner. The two snicker again and the other Arab spits into his other boot. The marine comes back and gives the Arab the coke and, seeing that his boarding time is coming up, puts on his boots. He immediately sees what the Arabs had done and cries out, "When will these hostilities end!? The spitting in boots!? The pissing in cokes!?"
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