and he was unable attend the funeral. But when he discovered that he was the beneficiary of the life insurance and with the sudden passing and him being his fathers only family, he was overcome with guilt so he contacted the funeral home to make the arrangements and asked that his father have all the best and be buried in a beautiful casket and in a lovely cemetery at the top of a hill.
Well, the next month, he gets a bill for a considerable some, which seemed fair, so he paid it. But then the next month he got another bill. He decided, sure there was probably some residual balance, so he paid it as well.
The following month he got yet another bill from the funeral home, which seemed odd. So he called them to ask about it. "Didn't you say you wanted your father to have all the best when he was buried?"
"I did."
"Well we rented him a tux."
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