A man's adoptive daughter begins to get sexually attracted to her father.
She starts to advance on him slowly, starting with slightly skimpier clothing, and slowly moving on to blatant flirting and leaving nudes around the house.
One day, the father is climbing up the stairs when he hears a strange noise. Under further investigation, it seemed like the noise was coming from his daughter's room.
He opened the door to find his daughter naked on the bed, pleasuring herself. She looks at him, only mildly startled, and continues to touch herself.
"Please fuck me, Dad. I'm so horny." She sits up and spreads her legs.
Her father, having been resisting temptation for months, finally caves. He rushes over and shoves her down back onto the bed. He undos his belt, unzips his pants, and leans in to whisper seductively:
"Hi horny, I'm Dad."
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