The French President, the Columbian President, the Mexican President, and an American named Donald Trump are riding in a train discussing their country's futures. Trying to out do each other, the Columbian President takes out a kilo of 100% pure Cocaine gets a tiny spoon full, takes a sniff and throws it out the window. "Le Dio Una Mano!", exclaims the Columbian President. Astounded, the others in the group ask why he did such a thing. "In Columbia, we have a lot more." A bit later, not to be out-done, the French president pulls out a very expensive bottle of 1775 Sherry. He opens it, he takes a sip, and throws the entire bottle out the window. "C'est la vie", he exclaims. "But no matter, we have much more in France". Then Donald Trump, the American, thinking he can't be out done by these 2 presidents thinks hard for a few minutes. He gets up and opens a nearby door, grabs the Mexican President and throws him off the train.
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