In a factory, A man was standing on the floor, not doing any work and looking aimlessly.
Manager of that factory came over and said
"What are you doing here?"
"Nothing, sir", the man replied.
The manager was furious and asked his salary.
Man replied "5000 sir"
The manager took out his wallet, took out 15000 and told him
"I pay people to work and not to waste time, This is your 3 months salary. Now get out of here. Never come back".
That guy left.
Then manager asked workers, "Who was that guy?"
workers replied "PIZZA delivery boy, sir."
Moral: If you let Pizza boys inside, you get fucked.
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