A man working at a convenience store gets a little bored..

A man working at a convenience store gets a little bored and decides to grab a slushie. Still bored and with business being slow he grabs a porno magazine and starts "reading" it.

Just then three elderly ladies come into the store. With his pants down and hand on his junk the clerk hurriedly hides behind a curtain next to an old slot machine.

The ladies can't seem to find the employee so they start looking around for him and come upon the slot machine with what appears to be a strange handle to start the game. Although not big gamblers they decide to give it a whirl. The first woman puts a quarter in and yanks down on the handle. She hears a noise and something falling. "Oh look," she says, "I won a slushie!"Intrigued by her winnings the second lady inserts a coin and pulls the lever down. "All I won was a dirty porno mag" the second woman replies. The third lady thought if the other two won something she's gotta try it. So she puts a quarter in and gives the lever a tug. Nothing happens. So she tugs again, and again. Finally something comes out and in her joy yells to the other ladies "Look I won some nice lotion!"