A man worked at a pickle processing plant and came home one day and told his wife, "I have this really strong urge to put my penis in the pickle slicer."
His wife was aghast and told him, "Honey, that would be horrible, just resist the temptation."
This goes on for some time, with the husband telling his wife about once per week that he still had the urge to put his penis in the pickle slicer.
The wife suggested therapy, etc., but to no end - her husband's pronouncements continued.
Finally, the husband came home and told his wife, "I did it - I put my penis in the pickle slicer!"
The wife was horrified. "What happened?" she asked.
Well, we both got fired.
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