A man with stub arms walks into a bar...

** put your arms in your T-shirt and stick your hands out the sleeves when telling this joke **

A man with stub arms walks into a bar and sits at the bar next to another guy.

"Excuse me sir, I'm sorry to bother you, but can you get my wallet out of my pocket?"

He looks at the man and smiles "Certainly." He reaches behind the man, grabs his wallet and pulls out some cash.

After ordering a beer, the man says "sorry to bother you again, but can you help me taste the sweet amber?"

He lifts the man's beer, and helps him take a sip.

Shortly later, the man asks "I am so sorry. I wouldn't ask this of anyone if I didn't think they weren't a good guy, but... Ummm... Can you help me... You know... Whizz?"

Blushing, and awkwardly, he nods. They get up and walk to the men's room. The two stand next to the urinals. The man says "You'll have to unzip me."

He leans over, and using the tips of his fingers, unzips the man. Squirming, he helps the man's Johnson out, and out comes a wart covered, pus infected penis. He tries to gather his composure, and holds the man's junk as delicately as possible as the man pees. Once done, he shakes it, helps tuck it in and zips the man up.

He then looks at the man and says "I'm so sorry to ask, but I have to. What is wrong with your dick?"

The man replies "I don't know..."

** push your arms out of your sleeves exaggeratedly **

"... but f**ked if I'm going to touch it."