He sees a church with a "Bell ringer wanted" sign in front of it and knocks on the door with his head.
A pastor answers the door, 'Yes?'
The man says, 'I am here to apply as a bell-ringer'.
The pastor is surprised at this and says, 'How will you be able to ring the bell without hands?'
The man assures the pastor that he can still ring the bell by hitting it with his head as he did with the door.
The pastor is skeptical and invites the man inside to prove his words. He takes the man into the bell tower at the top of the church where the man runs at the bell at full speed and hits it with his head, causing the most beautiful ringing the pastor has ever heard.
The pastor is amazed at this and says, "That was amazing! You're hired!'
Suddenly the door to the bell tower opens and one of the church ladies enters and says, 'That was the most amazing sound I had ever heard! Who is responsible?"
The pastor gestures towards the armless man and explains how he hit the bell with his head to produce the sound.
The woman suddenly becomes worried and says that they cannot hire the man as he may cause severe brain damage from repeated blows to the head.
The man assures the woman he will be okay and decides to ring the bell again to prove his point.
However, he trips while running towards the bell, falls down and hits his head on the ground, and dies instantly.
'Oh no!' the woman exclaims 'We didn't even know his name!'
The pastor replies, 'Yeah, but his face sure did ring a bell!'
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