A man with no arms is looking for a job

A man with no arms is looking for a job, after searching he comes across a church with a 'help wanted' sign. He goes into the church and finds a worker and tells him how he would like tho job. The man in the church says " we still have an opening but I don't know if you'll be able to do it"
"don't worry said no arms guy I can try"
Thy head up to the very top of the church tower to see a bell, the worker says all you have to do is ring this bell twice a day, but with no arms that might be tough. "I'll do it, watch no arms guy says"
He backs up about 5 feet and sprints towards the bell and smacks it with his head as hard as he can.
"Beautiful" said the worker "the job is yours"
Everyday for three years twice a day he goes to the top of the tower and smacks his head on the bell. One day he isn't feeling so well, his head hurts and he can't really see straight. He gets to the top of the tower and when he goes to ring the bell he falls right out the window. Hearing a loud thud a everyone comes out to see what happened, a woman in the town asks if anyone knows who the dead man is I which the church worker replies "I don't know, but his face rings a bell"

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