...As a woman walks by. He then asks her "May I have a hug for a helpless man like me?" "Of course!" The woman replied as she gave him a hug.
Another woman walked by and the man asked her "Would a fine lady like you spare a kiss for me?" "I would love to!" she replied giving him a kiss.
Another woman then walks by and the man asks "Will you fuck me?" The woman then picks up the man and throws him into the water and says "There. Your fucked."
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