Driver: Good afternoon, Officer, what seems to be the problem?
Cop: Well, sir, I need to ask you about what you're towing behind your truck here.
Driver: I wasn't aware it was illegal to pull a boat behind my truck here in Alabama. It's a free country, ya know!
Cop: You're right, sir, but we do ask that it, at least, be towed on a trailer. Also, I need you to ask your friends to get out as well and stop tossing their beer cans off the side. Hell, you lost your skier about a mile back!
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