He goes up to the madam and asks to see the lineup of the women. The madam obliges and with a snap of her finger, all the available women came up and lined up for his viewing pleasure.
"So uh, what can I get for $1?"
The madam waves the girls away and whistles. From the bar area comes forth a 40-something year old woman who had some obvious mileage on her. We're talking stretch marks, saggy tits past her bellybutton, a bad hair dye job, and so forth. The man thinks to himself, "Well, this won't be so bad, I suppose."
After the pro brings the man into her room, she gives him the business (lapdance, foreplay, all that jazz). When it was time to do the deed, she straddled him and rode on him. It was the most agonizing and uncomfortable moment for the man for it felt like he was fucking sand stuck in between rocks.
The old pro could see that her John wasn't having a good time.
"What's wrong, honey?"
"Oh, I don't know, I suppose this just wasn't what I expected. Then again, I did pay $1 for this."
"You know... I'm also a $2 deal. You give me another dollar and I'll make this a better night for you."
"What have I got to lose?" Sighed the man as he went for his wallet and gave her his last dollar. Immediately, she went into the powder room and came back out a few minutes later and straddled him.
My god! The difference was immense! It was as if he were sliding himself in and out of a juicy and well-barbequed pork roast! Almost immediately, the man couldn't contain himself and he finished earlier than he had expected to.
As they were cleaning up, he asked, "Wowzers! What a difference a dollar makes! What changed?"
"For the extra dollar... I pick the scabs out."
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