A old guy in a wheelchair, and some medical looking tubes hanging out of him slowly wheels his way into a bar. The barman asks him what he would like to drink, expecting an orange juice or something. The old guy replies "8 shots of your most expensive Scotch". The barman obviously thinks WTF, but it is really expensive Scotch.
He pours the first one and places on the bar. In one smooth movement, the old guy takes it up and downs it all. The barman is now *really* thinking WTF, but pours the second one. Again, the old guy downs it in one. This happens until the barman gets to the fifth Scotch, when he says: "You don't half drink fast."
"You'd drink fast if you had what I've got."
"Why, what have you got?"
"16 cents."
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