Satan was there to great him.
Satan: "Welcome to hell my child!"
Man: "W-why am I here?"
Satan: "Well obviously you should know that. So, is it murder?"
Man: "No."
Satan: "Rape?"
Man: "Nope."
Satan: "...Stealing?"
Man: "Nu uh."
After mentioning a few more crimes with negative results. Satan gave up.
Satan: "Wait... are you.. gay?"
Man: "Uh. Ya."
Satan then called God.
Satan: "Damn it God! Stop setting me up! I'm fine!!"
God: "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
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