A man was yelling at his wife saying awful things like, " Wait until I get my hands on you" and " You're really gonna get it"...

Your Coat is on Fire

The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking,...

I knew that...

...it wasn't till I spanked a statue that I knew I'd hit rock bottom.

After years of...

In hell the Devil said to him "Welcome to hell! I am sure you will like it...

What is a...

A sunken chest and no booty.

How can you spot...

It's not hard.

What do you call...

A booby trap!

Bar Joke

A horse walks into the bar, the bartender says"why the long face?"

A new study finds...

More great work from the University of James Harden

Yeah, Lisa "Left...

Apparently, she was hanging out of the passenger side of her best friends ride.

I was trying to...

then someone yelled, "FOUR!", and it hit me.