There once was this perfect couple. They decided to get married. They had a perfect wedding and a perfect honeymoon. One day this perfect couple went out for a drive. The perfect couple got in an accident with another car.
They were trying to figure out who was responsible for the accident. The victoms were the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, The Perfect Man, and The Perfect Woman.
Now who caused the accident. Well we all know which ones don't exist. So who does that leave.
If it is the perfect woman maybe they aren't so perfect after all.
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