A man was walking on the beach and comes across this women with no arms and no legs crying. Feeling sorry for her, he approaches her and asks "What's wrong?"
She says " I have no arms and no legs and I've never been hugged before"
Feeling sorry the man gives her a hug and goes on his way when he still hears her crying so he turns around. "Why are you still crying?
"I have no arms and no legs and I never been kissed on the lips before"
Again feeling sorry for her he kisses her on the lips and goes on his way where he hears her still crying. "Why are you still crying...I hugged you and kissed you?"
"I have no arms and no legs and I've never been fucked before"
The man picks her up and throws her into the ocean and says "You're Fucked Now!!!"
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