A man was walking on a beach when he saw a woman with no arms or legs crying. He asked what was wrong.

She said: "I have no arms and no legs, and I've never been hugged."

He hugged her and kept walking. A few minutes later, he sees her crying again. He asked what was wrong now;

She said: "I have no arms and no legs, and I've never been kissed."

He kissed her and kept walking. A few minutes later, he saw her crying yet again, and again, he asked what was wrong.

She said: "I have no arms and no legs, and I've never been fucked."

He picked her up, threw her in the ocean, and said "Well you're fucked now!" He then saw that the woman almost immediately floated up to surface, and was eventually brought back to shore by the current. In awe, the man asks the woman, "How did you survive?"

She replied saying, "Well, I'm subscribed to /r/jokes and I see this joke reposted every fucking week, so I came prepared and wore a life jacket under my shirt to avoid drowning like a dumb ass!"