A man was walking on a beach when he saw a woman with no arms or legs crying.

A man was walking on a beach when he saw a woman with no arms or legs crying. He asked what was wrong. She said:
"I have no arms and no legs, and I've never been hugged."
He hugged her and kept walking. A few minuted later, he sees her crying again. He asked what was wrong now; She said:
"I have no arms and no legs, and I've never been kissed."
He kissed her and kept walking. A few minutes later, he saw her crying yet again, and again, he asked what was wrong. She said:
"I have no arms and no legs, and I've never been fucked."
He picked her up, threw her in the ocean, and said
"Well you're fucked now."!