when he bumped into a man with an orange for a head."why do you have for an orange for a head?" he asked.
"I was granted three wishes" the man replied
"my first wish was to have all the money in the world and the second was to have the most beautiful women in the world"
"and what was your third?" the man asked
"well, to have an orange for a head" the man said
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