A man was sunbathing nude on the beach when a little girl came up to him. He quickly covered himself with a newspaper.
"What's under the paper?" She said.
"Um, a birdie," he replied. She smiled and walked away.
Hours later, he woke up in the hospital. The doctors asked him what happened and he told them the last think he remembered was talking to the little girl before he fell asleep.
They found the little girl and asked her what happened.
"I was just playing with his birdie until it spit at me. So I cracked its eggs and set it's nest on fire"
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