My new Australian neighbour asked me to help him set up his internet connection.

Next to his PC, I noticed a photo of him hugging a woman. "That's my wife. I root her." he said.
Slightly taken aback, I said "Well, I'm very glad to hear it!". Then I saw that he was pointing to the little box with aerials on...

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