Before long the man sees the familiar blue and red flashing lights behind him and he quickly pulls over.
The police officer walks up to the vehicle and says to the man "Mister, I have been waiting for you aaaaalllll day."
The man looks back up at the police officer smiling and says "Well why do you think I was in such a hurry to get here?"
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