Three women, the first from England, the second from Wales and the third from
Ireland, were walking past the poor man feeling sorry for him.
The English woman said: "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so she gave
him a nice warm hug and walked on.
The Welsh woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said, "No," so she gave
him a gentle kiss and walked on.
The Irish woman came to him and said: "Av ya ever been fooked before, Laddie?” The
man broke into a big smile and said, "No I haven't."
She said, "Aye Lad, ya will be when the tide comes in."
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