He had no arms and no legs. Three women, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman, the brunette, walked over to the man and said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No.", so she gave him a hug and walked on.
Next, the redhead went to him and asked "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said "No.", so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
Last, the blonde came to him and said "Have you ever been fucked? The fellow excitedly said "No, I haven't!".
She said "Well, I think you will soon, the tide is coming in."
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