He stumbled across a shop that makes customised, inflatable dolls.
He decided to purchase a simple doll and went over to the shopkeeper.
"D'you want a boy doll or a girl doll?" asked the shopkeeper.
"A girl please, it's for my daughter."
"Do you want the doll to be white or black?"
"White, thank you."
"Okay, and would you like the doll to be Christian or Muslim? Muslim costs a little more."
Startled, the man replied "What does religion have to do with a doll? And why does a Muslim one cost more?"
"Well", the shopkeeper replied, "The Muslim one blows itself up."
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