...so he and the girl make it back to his place and are making out on the bed. They get really into it and the man thinks "Wow, this is going great. Screw second base, I'm going straight for third." So he reaches down to her pants and starts to unbuckle her belt, when the girl slaps his hand away and exclaims "Well, that's awfully presumptuous of you!"
The man, surprised, says "Presumptuous? That's an awfully big word for an 8 year old."
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