As per city ordnance, he had tied a green band to the bag of yard waste and a red band to the bag of recyclable waste. Some policeman on patrol stopped their cruiser and got out.
"Sir, you can't leave that there, it's in a bike lane."
"Ok officer, no problem, i'll just move it..."
One of the officers promptly shot him dead. The other stood there, stunned.
"What the hell Barnes?"
"You didn't see that? He was clearly reaching for his waste band!"
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