A man was driving on a highway with his wife

Suddenly he heard a siren and pulled over. A police officer walked towards him and asked:
"Do you know how fast you were going?"
"Im pretty sure I was under the limit, officer" he replied.
"What do you mean Richard?" his wife shouted. "you were going way too fast, like always" she said.
The man ignored her and the officer asked:
"I believe you weren't wearing a seatbelt, sir"
"Oh but I swear I had it fastened the whole time!" the man claimed
"Please Richard" his wife said " You never drive with your seatbelt on, you only have it now because you saw this man coming"
"Shut your goddamn mouth!" the man screamed
"Is he always this rude?" the oficcer asked to the wife
"Only when he drinks" she answered

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