And he got so drunk he decided it was time to go home. When he started to get up he fell and thought, "I'm so drunk I can't even walk. I guess I'll just crawl home." The next morning he meets his wife outside and his wife asks jim, "Were you drinking last night?" "Yes," replied the man. "How did you know?" His wife said, "You forgot your wheelchair."
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