A man was arrested yesterday for trying to kill his wife's lover by running 30000 volts of electricity in a heavily saline solution while the victim was taking a bath.

What do you call...

A small medium at large

BAD LAWYER

Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad? A: Senator.

Famous Sex Quotes

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things...

"Give it to me!"...

She could shout all she wanted. I wasn't handing over my umbrella.

How to Tell if...

This is a set of essential personality tests to prepare you misfit readers...

A woman walks...

When she checks out, the cashier looks at her and asks, "Hey are you...

I got fired today...

My boss said I rubbed people the wrong way

How do you get a...

You fuck her.

Roll Your Own

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The...

Why did the...

To get to the little bitch's house. *knock, knock* The chicken.