A man was about to give an awareness speech on STD's (sexually transmitted diseases) when he realized that there were some kids in the audience so he had to speak metaphorically.
He started by saying, "everyone should only drink from their wells"... and continued until the end of the speech when an old man asked the question, "what if I don'have a well?". Before the speaker could answer, the old man's grandson said, "you can drink from your own tap grandpa".
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.