Dad: I have the perfect son.
Neighbour: Does he smoke?
Dad: No, he doesn't.
Neighbour: Does he drink whiskey?
Dad: No, he doesn't.
Neighbour: Does he ever come home late?
Dad: No, he doesn't.
Neighbour: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
Dad: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
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