A man walks into a bar and says "I just got back from the battered women's shelter, and boy are my arms tired." Everyone laughed.
The man sat at the end of the bar drinking alone. He was proud of the fine craftsmanship of the shelves he put up in the shelters pantry, regardless of what others may think.
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