Tim approaches the bartender and says "I'll have a beer." Tim then looked to his right and witnesses a man take a shot of Jack, run to the window, jump out and start flying. When the guy comes back through the window, Tim flips out, "How did you do that?". The drunk replied, "It's easy, just take a shot of Jack, and jump out the window." Tim then orders a shot of jack, runs to the window, jumps out, and falls to his death.
While the medics attend to Tim, another man arrives and walks up to the bartender. "What's going on out there?" The bartender explains "No idea, all I know is that Superman's a dick when he's drunk."
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