A man walks up to a bar and orders five shots of vodka. The bartender, thinking there's a problem, then asks the man, "hey what's wrong?" The man then responds, "well I just found out my son was gay." The bartender then offers him another round on the house and calls him a cab home. The next week he comes in and orders yet another round of five, the bartender asks, "what's the problem man?" And he responds by saying, "well my OTHER son just came out of the closet." The bartender then offers him another round and sends him home. Another week later and the man is back at the bar ordering some more shots when the bartender asks, "dammit, man, is there anyone in your house that likes women!?" To which he responds, "yeah... My wife"
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