A man walks into his doctor's office. His doctor tells him, "Your wife's results came back positive, however I can't remember if it was for AIDS or Alzheimer's."
The man replies, "That's not very helpful. It's quite important to know which one of the two it is! What should I do?"
The doctor replies, "How about you take her to the middle of the woods and leave her there. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."
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