The man walks up to the counter and asks the employee, "what is so special about that robot?"
"She is an all in one. If you squeeze her left breast, she will write down anything that you say and if you squeeze the right breast, she will type anything for you." the employee states.
"I'll take one!" the man says.
A few hours later back at the Radio Shack the employee gets a call from the customer who bought the all in one female office bot and simply asks, "Hey asshole, why the fuck didn't you tell me that the spot between her legs was a pencil sharpener?"
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