"What can I get for 5 bucks?" The man says.
"well for that much you can have sandpaper sally" the madam replys. The man agrees and he goes upstairs with sandpaper sally. As they start having sex he quickly realizes that it feels rough like sandpaper inside her.
"Now I know why they call you sandpaper sally!" he says.
She gets up and goes to the bathroom, 5 minutes later she comes back and they start to have sex again. This time it's some of the best sex he's ever had. After they're done and they're laying in bed he asks "what did you do in the bathroom that made such a big difference?"
She replys "I just picked out all the scabs."
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